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A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to …
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He said, “Call for backup.”
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Teacher: “I wished you would pay a little attention!” …
Teacher: “I wished you would pay a little attention!”
Pupil: “I’m paying as little as I can!”
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Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
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A young man comes home and says: “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would …
A young man comes home and says: “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.”
Father replies: “OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?”
Father replies: “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”
Son says: “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.”
Father replies: “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!”
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. …
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $ 10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $ 10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
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An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you …
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
1% said, “No”
2% said, “Yes”
97% said, “Never Again”
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With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line – this is important for the test to work accurately.
You’re in Florida … in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is – it’s George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.
And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):
Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
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How many men would it take to mop a floor?
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows. They’ve never done it.
