“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?” a young son asks.

“Look at this,” says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, “thats a pussy son.”

“It’s wonderful dad, can I touch it?”

“No son” says Dad. “If you touch the pussy you’ll wake the cunt up!”

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3 little ducks go into a bar. “What’s your name the barman asks the first duck?

3 little ducks go into a bar. “What’s your name the barman asks the first duck?” “Huey” was the reply. “Hows your day been Huey?” “Great, I’ve been in and out of puddles all day … what more could a duck want?”

“What’s your name he asked the 2nd duck?” “Dewey” was the reply “… and I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well.”

He turned to the 3rd duck and said: “I suppose your Louie …?” “No she said batting her eyelids … my name is puddles!”

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