What’s the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.
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What’s the most effective birth control device for men. …
What’s the most effective birth control device for men.
Their manners.
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What’s a perfect breakfast for a woman?
What’s a perfect breakfast for a woman?
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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What’s the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes silence.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
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What’s the Blonde’s cheer?
What’s the Blonde’s cheer?
“I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N. … ah, oh well … I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea …”
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken!
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What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
The East Germans survived the wall.
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What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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What’s the difference between a man and a parrot?
What’s the difference between a man and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
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What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he’s lying.
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What’s common between men and video?
What’s common between men and video?
Both go backward … forward … backward … forward … backward … forward … stop and eject.
