What’s the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

What’s the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!

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What’s a perfect breakfast for a woman?

What’s a perfect breakfast for a woman?

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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