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The Los Angeles Police Department (LA...



The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They qu [...]

Police Quote: “The handcuffs ar...



Police Quote: “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them a while.” Share and Enjoy

A police recruit was asked during the...



A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.” Share and Enjoy

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and...



A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: “Haven’t you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?” “I’m positive.” replied the atom. Share and Enjoy [...]

A police officer sees a man driving a...



A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of p [...]

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