A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the …

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”

The driver says, “Bout what?”

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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge …

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful and offered the kids their wish.

The first kid said, “I would like to go to Disneyland.”

George said: “No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One!”

The second kid said: “I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”

George said: “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid said: “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”

George is a little perplexed by this and says: “But you don’t look like you are injured.”

The kid says: “I will be immediately, after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”

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A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. …

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”

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KARYLLE – ALMOST OVER YOU Music Video (HD)

Title: Almost Over You Artist: Karylle Album: Time For Letting Go Label: PolyEast Records Director: Nani Naguit Cinematographer: Pao Pangan Production Designer: Alvin Zafra Rhine Bernardino Production Manager: Jacqueline Nakpil Coreen Chan Lauren Sevilla Faustino Editor: Nani Naguit Production Assistant: Anne Sajorne Maevelyn Calapardo Setmen: Dickies Zapanta Jeramil Manlapaz Head Stylist: Bang Pineda Assistant Stylist: Jhun Recones Carmeli Robles Make-up Artist: Jerome Chang Grip: First Call
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t …

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Ben’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Ben volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. “You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Ben said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

“Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Allison, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom”

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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking …

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”

The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it, man,” said his partner, “you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!”

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Jaya “Is It Over”

Jaya

from the album “Cool Change” GMA Records Directed by Louie Ignacio Is it really over, Jaya? Over, now that you’ve managed to create one of your best work to date? Now that your rich, intense vocals sound better than before? Well, not quite. It’s ironic really for the carrier single off Jaya’s latest album to be titled “Is It Over?” since, in the first place, it doesn’t really signal an end; in fact, it does the exact opposite in tremendous fashion. The last time listeners heard soul sister Jaya was back in 2005 with the thematic “Fall In Love Again.” Two years later, she is back with a vengeance and all guns blazing. Her ninth album “Cool Change” signifies the many changes she has undergone in the past years. A new look, a new sound, a new label. These are some of the changes visible after giving the 55-minute long CD a spin. And what glorious period it was. From start to finish, Jaya delivers fitting sensuous vocals at precise moments all throughout. Although it is a remake album, “Cool Change” appears to be Jaya’s strongest record yet, one that has stacks of variety and texture. It also stands as a testimonial of industry experience and wisdom in that she doesn’t try too hard pulling off vintage soul; instead she delights in belting out these classic confections in her own sweet style. Choice cut and first single “Is It Over?” drips with dual emotions of the ends and beginnings of a relationship. Here, Jaya funnels her vocal abilities to a bare minimum, letting it flow
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Welcome to Jaya’s video for her Debut Single ‘DJ DO IT AGAIN’ Released MARCH 8TH (Digital ONLY) Get your copy from ITunes NOW itunes.apple.com Do you love Dj Do It Again? Would you like to hear more from Jaya and get some exclusive freebies? If so Join the Jaya Street team now!2 find out how it works simply email us over at: jayafans@hotmail.com telling us why you should be part of Jaya’s street team!

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