Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the …
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.
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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super …
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
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The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you …
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
