Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
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Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security …
Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.
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Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
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Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
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Yo momma is so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
Yo momma is so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
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Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo momma is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
Yo momma is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her …
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
