How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn’t afraid of the dark.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes millions of years.
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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.
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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you joking? They can’t even change a dirty diaper!
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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) “I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow’s morning.”
2) “You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!”
3) “We haven’t got a policy on that”.
4) “I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we’ll discuss it some other time.”
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
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How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her …
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Will this be on the test?
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. Feminists can’t change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
