Posts tagged Life

Kahulugan ng Buhay



Kahulugan ng Buhay Share and Enjoy

One attractive young businesswoman to...



One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: “My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.” Share and Enjoy

Men are born between the legs of wome...



Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home … Share and Enjoy

A social worker is facing a mugger wi...



A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger. “I’m sorry,” the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life.” Share and Enjoy

A young single guy is on a cruise shi...



A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through t [...]

One day, Little Susie got her monthly...



One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny’s eyes opened wide in amazement. “You know,” he s [...]

Mahatma Gandhi: Where there is love t...



Where there is love there is life. – Mahatma Gandhi Share and Enjoy

Oscar Wilde: Keep love in your heart....



Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. – Oscar Wilde Share and Enjoy

Make an effort



If someone wants to be part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. So don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t make an effort to stay Share and Enjoy

It has to be real



It has to be real, and I think a lot of the problems we have as a society is because we don’t acknowledge that family is important, and it has to be people who are present, you know, and mothers and fathers, both are not present enough with children. Share and Enjoy

Man is least himself



Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Share and Enjoy

All the world’s a stage



All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players. Share and Enjoy

True Love



The course of true love never did run smooth. Share and Enjoy

Winners & Losers



A loser doesn’t know what he’ll do if he loses, but talks about what he’ll do if he wins, and a winner doesn’t talk about what he’ll do if he wins, but knows what he’ll do if he loses. Share and Enjoy

Love All



Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. Share and Enjoy

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