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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the …
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked: “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied: “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I’ll lose my licence! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”
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A lady in labour is shouting the usual stuff: “Get this out of me!”, “Give me …
A lady in labour is shouting the usual stuff: “Get this out of me!”, “Give me the drugs!”,… She turns to her boyfriend and says: “You did this to me you bastard!”
He replies casually: “If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said ‘Fuck Off! It’ll be too painful!’ Not laughing now are we!?”
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What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
The East Germans survived the wall.
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An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when …
An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. A local on horseback came along and offered her a ride to the nearest town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was pretty uneventful except that every few minutes the guy would let out a “Whoop” so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final “Yahoo” and rode off.
“Hey, what did you do to get him so fired up?” asked the service station attendant.
“Nothing,” shrugged the woman, I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.
“Lady,” the attendant said, “that guy was riding bareback …”
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An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: “Have you ever been …
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: “Have you ever been bedridden?”
The old lady smiles and says: “I certainly have and I’ve been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!”
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There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an advert in the …
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an advert in the paper which outlined her requirements.
She wanted a man who:
1. would treat her nicely.
2. Wouldn’t run away from her.
3. Would be good in bed.
Then one day, she heard the doorbell ring and answered it. On the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn’t have any arms or legs.
The man says: “I’m here about the advert you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and I have no legs so I can’t run away from you.”
The lady says: “Yes, but are you good in bed?”
The man asks: “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”
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Maria Kristina Cassandra Cuneta aka KC is she a single lady???
Maria Kristina Cassandra Cuneta Pangilinan, born on April 7, 1985, also known as KC Concepcion, is the daughter of Filipina actress Sharon Cuneta and former Filipino actor Gabby Concepcion.
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