Boss: “Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!”
Employee: “Who’s there?”
Boss: “Not you anymore!”
Posts tagged Humor
Perfectly normal
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
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Allergic to Bull
He said “I love you”. I sneezed and said “Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit”.
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No love lost
You can keep knocking but won’t knock me down. No love lost, no love found
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If marriage is your object
If marriage is your object, you’d better start loving your subject.
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Secrets to a long-lasting marriage
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to good sense of humor – and a short memory!
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Easy on the throttle
Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and Easy on the throttle.
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Marriage is like a violin
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings
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Honored
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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Six inch installments
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
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Best Man
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
