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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. …
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”
“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.
“What’s so funny about that?”
“I’m a gynecologist.”
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A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The …
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, “you’re in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to lawyer and the other to a social worker”.
The man quickly responds, “the lawyer’s”.
The doctor says, “Wait! Don’t you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?”
The man says, “I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyer’s probably never used his. So I’ll take the attorney’s!”
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if i keep my heart out of sight – nikki gil (Official Video)
official video of nikki gil’s if i keep my heart out of sight
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Artist: Nikki Gil Song: A Million Miles Away Album: Hear My Heart Lyrics: I’d love to make you mine ‘Cause it’s the only way to hold you In my wild imagination Still I don’t know how To grab a chance and spend some time in just A simple conversation Chorus: Just give it a try Though I’m like chasing rainbows in the sky I wanna hold you in my dreams And make believe that it’s true Although I know, I know That it’s impossible to do ‘Cause you’re a star People love you as you are You’re a million miles away from me Wish that you were here ‘Cause it’s illusions everytime you’re close to me And sing me love songs And it’s the only way I could tell the world I love you Although you’re a million miles away Chorus 2: Just give it a try Though I’m like chasing rainbows in the sky I wanna hold you in my dreams And make believe that it’s true Although I know, I know That it’s impossible to do ‘Cause you’re a star You’re a star You’re a star You’re a million miles away from me
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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Oscar Wilde: Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a…
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. – Oscar Wilde
