Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!”
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal …
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked: ”Where’s Gary?”
And one of his friends said: ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”
Joe says: ”Well it could have been worse.”
Both his friends said: ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”
Joe says: ”If it had happened two days ago, I would be dead now!”
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, …
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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Doctor to a woman: The good news is you…
Doctor to a woman: The good news is you don’t have PMS…the bad news is your a bitch
