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A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. …

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, “Sweetie, why don’t you give me a blowjob?”

“What? You’re crazy!”

“Don’t worry, it will be quick, no problem.”

“No!! Someone may see — a relative, a neighbor …”

“At this time of the night? No one will show up …”

“I’ve already said No, and NO!”

“Honey, it’s just a small blowie … I know you’d like it, too …”

“No! I’ve said NO!”

“My love … Don’t be like that …”

At this moment, the girlfriend’s younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, “Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God’s sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!”

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A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. …

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: “Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her.”

The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: “And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?” “Yes, I would” she said. So he asked: “Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?” And the voice from heaven said: “OK my friend, go ahead!” And so they had sex the first time.

But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: “My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!”

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When I finish making love to my girlfriend

Italian: “When I finish making love to my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy!”

Frenchman: “Zat is nothing, when I finish wit ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of her feet and she floats 10 inches above ze bed in ecstasy.”

Englishman: “I got you both beat, when I’m finished shaggin me girl I wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!”

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AJ Perez “Letter For Future Girlfriend” from Candy Magazine [RIP Aj – Died at 18 – April 17,2011]

Read the whole story in my blog, www.bluemoonray.com like his father’s statements, correction from this tribute video, letter for his future girlfriend, etc (This is a tribute video I made for AJ Perez, I used to tweet with him in twitter, watched his performances in ASAP every sunday. One of the videos I made, wherein I’m totally sad while making it… It’s for you Aj…) Antonello Joseph Sarte Perez (born February 17, 1993) is a Filipino actor, a member of ABS-CBN’s circle of homegrown talents collectively known as Star Magic, a performer in ASAP Sunday Variety Show died at the age of 18, due to a vehicular accident in Paniqui, Tarlac. While heading back to Manila from an event in Dagupan (Bangus Festival), A truck bumped at the side part of the van he was riding, where AJ’s head was leaning. He was brought to Paniqui, Tarlac Clinic, dead already. Currently, AJ is one of the lead actors in Hit TV Show “Sabel” and a regular performer in ASAP, also a member of a teen male group “Gigger Boys”. May your soul rest in peace and you will always be remembered, AJ… Condolences to AJ’s family, friends and relatives. 🙁 I’ll miss him in twitter & in ASAP every sunday. I dunno what’s with number 17: he was born in Feb17, Died at April17, his jersey no. is 17, his twitter account is @ajperez17 . His last tweet in twitter: “On the way home already from Dagupan.Long drive ahead.. Thanks to everybody who watched, thanks to zui for the gifts.And hi again to jarred!”. He also believes
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