Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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This guy finally gets a date with the girl of his dreams. She tells him that …
This guy finally gets a date with the girl of his dreams. She tells him that before they can go out, he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well the guy isn’t too fond of the idea but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.
The rest of the day the guy worries and frets. He gets so worried that he starts to build up a lot of gas. But he makes it to her house and is invited inside. The dinner was great and afterwards the young woman’s father starts to read the paper. The guy’s gas has built to a level that his bowels cannot contain anymore so he decides to let a little fart go.
Phht …
The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says, “Spot …”
The guy looks around confused by this comment and spies a old sheepdog behind his chair. Great the old man must think the dog is doing it! So he decides to let a bigger fart go.
Phhhhttt …
The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper. “Spot!” he says in an annoyed tone.
The guy feels much better and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.
pppphhhhttttpow!
The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper to the floor. “Spot you deaf bag of fur … get away from him before he shits all over you!”
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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
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A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She …
A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She finds one and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”
Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”
Blonde: “Wait here!” She runs of, dyes her hair black and comes back in and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”
Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”
Now the blonde is getting confused so she goes and dyes her hair red and comes back in and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”
Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”
Blonde: “Why do you keep on calling me a blonde?”
Staff guy: “Because that’s not a TV that’s a microwave!”
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest …
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
