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George Jean Nathan
“Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.”
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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge …
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful and offered the kids their wish.
The first kid said, “I would like to go to Disneyland.”
George said: “No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One!”
The second kid said: “I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”
George said: “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said: “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”
George is a little perplexed by this and says: “But you don’t look like you are injured.”
The kid says: “I will be immediately, after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”
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George A. Smith
“We must seek the loving-kindness of God in all the breadth and open-air of common life.”
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George Bernard Shaw
“First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.”
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George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. …
George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer’s firm, and was ushered into his office.
“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, if those are my choices, I guess I’ll take the bad news first.”
“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”
“That’s the bad news?” George was stunned? “If you call that bad, I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”
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George Bernard Shaw
“First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.”
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George Eliot
“Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.”
