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Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers …
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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“FREE TO BE ME” (FULL SERMON) – Gilbert Gonzalez Jr
facebook.com LIKE! twitter.com FOLLOW! youtube.com SUBSCRIBE! Gilbert delivers the Word of God like you have NEVER heard it before! Full sermon entitled “FREE TO BE ME” by Gilbert Gonzalez Jr at Celebration of Faith Praise and Worship Center in San Jose, CA on May 27th, 2012 featuring a live performance of “How He Loves” by American Idol, Season 4 Contestant Melinda Lira [Parker].
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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. “Now class, I’m going …
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I’m talking about. Okay, first: it’s round, plump and red.”
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered “An apple.” The teacher replied, “No Deborah, it’s a beet, but I like your thinking.” Now for the second. It’s soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish.”
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.”Is it a peach?”Billy asks.”No, Billy, I’m afraid it’s a potato. But I like your thinking,”the teacher replies. Here’s another: it’s long, yellow, and fairly hard.”
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. “A banana,” she says. “No,” the teacher replies, “it’s a squash, but I like your thinking.”
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. “Hey, I’ve got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I’ve got it: it’s round, hard, and it’s got a head on it.” “Johnny!” she cries. “That’s disgusting!” “Nope,” answers Johnny, “it’s a quarter, but I like your thinking!”
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. …
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies: “I did … today I’m taking them to the beach!”
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Charice Pempengco on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (FULL!!!)
Charice Pempengco’s first visit to the United States. This is her guest appearance at the Ellen DeGeneres Show, after Ellen invited Charice to the show about a month ago when Ellen featured Charice’s performance on YouTube from a Korean show called “Star King”. Charice sang “And I am Telling You” and “I Will Always Love YOu” on Ellen. – 9 min, 2 sec of my time well spent! – Go Charice!
