Posts tagged family

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu,...



A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck.Bu became Buck.Hu became Huck. Su and Fu decided to stay in China! Share and Enjoy

A family of moles had been hibernatin...



A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. “Mother Mole!” He called back down the hole. “Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!” The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. ̶ [...]

Little Johnny’s family is sitti...



Little Johnny’s family is sitting at the dinner table. Father: “Can you please pray for dinner!” Little Johnny: “Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!” Share and Enjoy

A family is at the dinner table. The ...



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. A [...]

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