What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
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What’s the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
What’s the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken!
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What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
What’s the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
The East Germans survived the wall.
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What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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What’s the difference between a man and a parrot?
What’s the difference between a man and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
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What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he’s lying.
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What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, …
What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
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“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?” a young son asks.
“Look at this,” says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, “thats a pussy son.”
“It’s wonderful dad, can I touch it?”
“No son” says Dad. “If you touch the pussy you’ll wake the cunt up!”
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
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What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.
