What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

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What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, …

What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

“Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?” a young son asks.

“Look at this,” says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, “thats a pussy son.”

“It’s wonderful dad, can I touch it?”

“No son” says Dad. “If you touch the pussy you’ll wake the cunt up!”

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