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Adam and Eve were the happiest and lu...



Adam and Eve were the happiest and luckiest couple in the world. Neither of them had a mother-in-law! Share and Enjoy

A young married couple has difficulti...



A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a couple of months later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a [...]

I went to a couple of car dealerships...



I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right. Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn’t really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk. At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does [...]

A couple was celebrating their golden...



A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the lady. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip [...]

A couple were in their bedroom and th...



A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, “I wish I had bigger tits”. The boyfriend says “Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months”. “How will that help to make my tits bigger?” asks the girlfriend. “Well it worked fo [...]

There was this couple that had been m...



There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, [...]

A couple whose marriage was going on ...



A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. “So,” said the counsellor, “you know the consequences and you want to part. Remember this. You must divide your property equally.” The wif [...]

A couple goes to an art gallery. They...



A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies: “Autumn.” Share and Enjoy [...]

A couple were married and, following ...



A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll [...]

A pilot is flying a small, single-eng...



A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through [...]

“A couple of New Jersey hunters...



“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. “The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ “The opera [...]

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