What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ …
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.”
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby … if I can, and I think I can.”
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can … and I think can!”
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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
A Mechanic.
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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
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How do you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
How do you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
A Buy-ologist.
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One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found …
One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?”
She replied, $ 200.”
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $ 100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was, “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent.”
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Sarah Geronimo and Anne Curtis – Telephone / Call Me Maybe OFFCAM (01Jul12)
Sarah Geronimo and Anne Curtis perform Telephone and Call Me Maybe in Smash Up. with Gab Valenciano, GForce, and DJ Bigg Beats Thanks so much to maverick2007 for sharing her video. 01 July 2012 www.sarahgeronimo.com No copyright infringement intended. Please DO NOT RE-UPLOAD.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. …
George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer’s firm, and was ushered into his office.
“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, if those are my choices, I guess I’ll take the bad news first.”
“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”
“That’s the bad news?” George was stunned? “If you call that bad, I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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What do you call a sheep covered in cho…
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate BAA
