What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, …

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they’ve had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.

The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three women fell. When the police asked the husbands of the women, the brunette and the redhead’s husbands both said, “If I had known, I would have given her something different.” However, the blonde’s husband said, “Don’t look at me, she packs her own lunch.”

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and …

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

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A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver’s license. …

A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver’s license.

The motorist digs around in her purse but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home, officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?”

The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”

The cop says, “Let me see.” So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I’d known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”

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A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She …

A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She finds one and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”

Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”

Blonde: “Wait here!” She runs of, dyes her hair black and comes back in and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”

Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”

Now the blonde is getting confused so she goes and dyes her hair red and comes back in and says: “Can I buy that TV please?”

Staff guy: “No I don’t serve blondes!”

Blonde: “Why do you keep on calling me a blonde?”

Staff guy: “Because that’s not a TV that’s a microwave!”

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A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of …

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.”

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, “Damn, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either.”

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