One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: “My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.”
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What is the best revenge when another woman steals your husband?
What is the best revenge when another woman steals your husband?
Let her keep him.
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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese …
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: …
Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing:
“We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
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