Work in Pairs

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It’s nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies. It’s no wonder Waltraud Wagner, the Austrian Angel of Death, convinced her friends to kill with her. It just seems natural. You and me against the world…

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Something Pretty

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it’s what we’re programmed to love.

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Love is Bullshit

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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Easy to Cry

It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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The Ones Who Get Away

It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.

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The Unknown

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

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Eat this Planet

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We’ll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

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College Student

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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Who Calls You

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep… wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…. The one who turns to his friends and says, ‘that’s her.’

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