One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: “My life is all math. …

One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: “My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.”

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What not to say to the nice policeman: …

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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Filipina Dating | 4 Qualities Of Filipino Girls

HERE! The Link AttractGirlsFast.com Are you looking for a Filipino girl? If you have Filipino friends then you already know what are Filipino girls like. However, for the benefit of those still searching and looking for a Filipino girl, these are some qualities you would surely like to know. First, Filipino girls are known for their exotic oriental beauty and sweetness. There are many beautiful Filipinas who are famous worldwide, and have won international awards on beauty contests. Some very popular Filipino Americans have even made it to Hollywood and American television, like Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Tia Carrere, Phoebe Cates, Reggie Lee who played Bill Kim in “Prison Break (Season 2)”, Victoria Principal of “Dallas”, Victoria RecaƱo of “CSI: Miami”, Rob Schneider of “Saturday Night Live”, Anna Maria Perez de Tagle who played Ashley from “Hannah Montana”, Tamlyn Tomita of “The Joy Luck Club” and “The Karate Kid – Part II”, Cheryl Burke who is a participant in “Dancing with the Stars”, Vanessa Minnillo and many others. In the international music industry, there are the likes of Allan Pineda of The Black Eyed Peas, Kirk Hammett who is the lead guitarist for Metallica, Enrique Iglesias, Julio Iglesias Jr., Nicole Scherzinger who is the lead singer for the Pussycat Dolls, and many others. Filipino Americans who were “American Idol” contestants includes Jasmine Trias of American Idol (Season 3), Camile Velasco of American Idol (Season 3), Melinda Lira of American Idol (season

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A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the …

A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

The operation is performed, but a couple of months later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.

But, there’s still no result, and another couple of months later she’s back in the doctor’s office, and this time she gets the big one. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby.

Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, “We’re so happy doctor, we’re finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all about? The first two weren’t that bad, but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after.”

“Well,” the doctor replies, “since the first two standard operations failed, we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to your uterus.”

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