Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get …

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home …

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Marian Rivera,Katrina Halili – DARNA “final episode” WAKAS

★The first TV series was aired last 2005 with Angel Locsin as the lead role which made her a big star. GMA Network confirms that the rights of Darna is still theirs along with Captain Barbell and Dyesebel. Last January 2008, it was announced that GMA Network decided to make another version of the show but this time, it will be along with Captain Barbell. But due to schedule conflicts of Richard Gutierrez, everything was shelved. Angel Locsin, the first TV Darna, has transferred to ABS-CBN, the rival station of GMA Network in 2007. GMA Network announced that the new styled Darna would be a mirror to Marian Rivera’s personality, possibly featuring more comedy flavor into the drama plot. Rivera will also undergo mental and physical trainings. Also, Galvante confirmed that Captain Barbell, another Mars Ravelo’s creation, is going to be shown in the series. Marian Rivera will be starting her fighting routines with a an expert on May 17, 2009. Unfortunately, it was postponed due to conflicts on schedule. She will also be soon trained on harness. GMA Network, along with the Ravelo’s copyright holders of the character, has unanimously chosen Marian Rivera as Darna. It was said by Wilma Galvante, the SVP for Entertainment TV, in an interview that the new Darna should be a real star because it is a prime role. The Ravelo’s said in an interview that Marian Rivera is the sexiest and most beautiful actress to play Darna. Two actors are considered for the role of the leading man. They

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic …

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the lady. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my husband’s mule stumbled. My husband quietly said ‘That’s once.’ We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said ‘That’s once.'”

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Dale Evans

“Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”

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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. …

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn’t stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog. “I am so sorry to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?” The man replied, “That first coffin is for my wife.” “What happened to her?”

“My dog attacked and killed her.”

“Well, who is in the second coffin?”

“My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.” A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the man asks in excitement: “Can I borrow the dog?”

The man replied: “Join the queue. Everyone is queuing for it.”

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T.S. Eliot

“It’s strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words.”

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