Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren’t too bright either!

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Have you ever noticed that it’s only ‘perfect’ people who are murdered or killed …

Have you ever noticed that it’s only ‘perfect’ people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?

“He was the perfect son” or “She was the perfect daughter.”
“Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family.”
“They died together, the perfect couple till the end.”

Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Makes me kind of immortal.

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A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She is taken into an examining …

A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?”

“Oh … he is breast fed!”, replied the woman.

“Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: “Well of course I don’t.” “I’m his aunt – but I’m sure glad I brought him in!”

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and …

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, …

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn’t tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for dinner dad?”

“You’ll see”, he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

“Ok”, says her dad, “Here’s a hint. It’s what your mother sometimes calls me.”

His daughter screams … “Don’t eat it, Jimmy! … It’s a fucking asshole …”

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him …

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of Course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. “What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

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