Hesiod

“Happy is the man whom the Muses love: sweet speech flows from his mouth.”

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only …

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous … or what?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”

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MEG Magazine | March 2012 | Bea Alonzo Cover Shoot

Photography | Roy Macam Text | Grace Libero Art direction | Mica Santos Styling | Rain Dagala Hair | Bren Sales Shoot assistants | Zanti Jimenez | Ega Rivera Interns | Chelsea Ballesteros | Eliza Tan Special thanks Sunrise Buckets | Taparazzi | Slice High Street Cinematography | Editing Koji Arboleda cargocollective.com/kojiarboleda Music Josh Woodward | Effortless (Instrumental Version) Disclaimer We do not claim any ownership on all the music shared in this video. All songs played in this video are intended for promotional use only and will not be sold. These are not intended to infringe upon the rights of the artist/s.
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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into …

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”

The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.” The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”

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What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, …

What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal …

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked: ”Where’s Gary?”

And one of his friends said: ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”

Joe says: ”Well it could have been worse.”

Both his friends said: ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”

Joe says: ”If it had happened two days ago, I would be dead now!”

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