Richard Bach

“The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.”

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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered …

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”

He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”

He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”

He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”

“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

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A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a …

A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman’s shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

“I do not want to go to heaven”, she tells St. Peter. “I’ll go to the other place.”

“You don’t want to go there”, he replies. “They rape and sodomize you down there.”

“I don’t care”, she answers. “At least I already have holes for that.”

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Saint Augustine

“Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.”

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