Monthly archives for April, 2012

What do you call a dog with no legs?



What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway. Share and Enjoy

Soren Kierkegaard



“Don’t forget to love yourself.” Share and Enjoy

Man: “How do you like your eggs...



Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized.” Share and Enjoy

You find yourself stuck in a hole wit...



You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You’re armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice. Share and Enjoy

Pastor Rogério Domingos pregador ofic...



Pastor Rogério Domingos trazendo mensagem abençoada na Festa da Família Fone:(61)9671-0606 .!!!-kleber lucas,ofina G3;ludmila ferber;diante do trono,leonidio moreira,arimatea rose nascimento,noemi nonato,gerson cardoso,irmãos levitas,jorginho de xerém,andre fontes,elaine de jesus,fernandinho,valdeci aguiar,toque no altar,video mais acess [...]

Rose Kennedy



“I’ve had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.” Share and Enjoy

Little Monster: “I hate my teac...



Little Monster: “I hate my teacher.” Mother Monster: “Well, then just eat your salad, dear!” Share and Enjoy

Im just kidding



Si Butsoy ug ang iyang asawa nagsaulog sa ilang wedding anniversary… DADAY: Hon, ika 10th year na nato ron..unsa may ikasulti nimo nako? BUTSOY: Kung sa letra pa ka day kay “ABCDEFGHIJK” ka sa akong kinabuhi. DADAY: Kanindot gud ana Butsoy…unsa may meaning ana? BUTSOY: Daghan kaayo day… A – dorable B – [...]

A woman was paying for some items in ...



A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket – a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, “I bet you’re single, aren’t you?” “Well yes, I am,” the woman replied. “How did you know?” “Because you’re re [...]

Henry Ward Beecher



“Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable.” Share and Enjoy

A couple were married and, following ...



A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll [...]

Nikki Gil expresses her opinion from ...



From skin color to being commended as a good kontrabida, Nikki discusses all in this clip brought to you by PEP. Video by Melo Balingit Share and Enjoy

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, u...



The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. [...]

Muriel Spark



“It is impossible to repent of love. The sin of love does not exist.” Share and Enjoy

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the ...



Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says “DING!” Share and Enjoy

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