Monthly Archives: April 2012

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

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Pastor Rogério Domingos pregador oficial da 1a. Festa da Família – Santa Maria

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Im just kidding

Si Butsoy ug ang iyang asawa nagsaulog sa ilang wedding anniversary…

DADAY: Hon, ika 10th year na nato ron..unsa may ikasulti nimo nako?
BUTSOY: Kung sa letra pa ka day kay “ABCDEFGHIJK” ka sa akong kinabuhi.
DADAY: Kanindot gud ana Butsoy…unsa may meaning ana?
BUTSOY: Daghan kaayo day…

A – dorable
B – eautiful
C – harming
D – elightful
E – legant
F – antastic
G – orgeous
H – ot !…

DADAY: Wow, kadaghan…kasweet gyud sa akong bana oy! Unya ang IJK Butsoy unsa man na?
BUTSOY: I’m Just Kidding, day!
DADAY: Animal!!! &%$#@*&@!
:D:D:D

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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket – a pint of milk, a packet of …

A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket – a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, “I bet you’re single, aren’t you?”

“Well yes, I am,” the woman replied. “How did you know?”

“Because you’re really ugly,” replied the man.

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Henry Ward Beecher

“Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable.”

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A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some …

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”

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The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. …

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.

“Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any.”

“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety three.”

“Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said:

“It’s easy, I just outlived the bitches.”

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