A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: “Hey, where am I?”. The solitary office worker replies: “You’re in an airplane.”. The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport’s runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. “Elementary,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees.”
Monthly archives for March, 2012
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you …
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
“Absence is to love as wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and kindles the great.”
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Love Quotes 33
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong,
admit it;
Whenever you’re right,
shut up.
I found a friend who made me smile.
We fell in love, it’s quite worthwhile!
For he is mine forevermore;
a friend, a lover, mi amor!
Everyone admits that love
is wonderful and necessary,
yet no one agrees on just what it is.
The fate of love is that it always
seems too little or too much.
Marrying a man is like buying something
you’ve been admiring
for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn’t always go with
everything else in the house.
I’ll surrender my world to you if that is the
only way I could become a part of yours.
I believe in angels,
the kind that heaven sends.
I’m surrounded by angels,
but I call them my best friends.
Love is like a fire.
Whether it is going
to warm your hearth
or burn your house down, you’ll never know
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that’s what you’re looking for,
go live with a car battery.
In his younger days a man dreams
of possessing the heart of the woman
whom he loves;
later, the feeling that he possesses
the heart of a woman
may be enough to make him fall in love with her.
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Zelda Fitzgerald
“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. …
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”
“I’m in love.” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With you!” he said.
“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom!”
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking …
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” said his partner, “you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!”
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Deedee Magno Hall in “Third Watch” (2000)
Stunning performance from The Party’s Deedee Magno (now Deedee Magno Hall.) She guest stars as Lori Tan, and she’ll break your heart. Deedee is an amazing actress, but we all know that! Deedee would, of course, become the longest-serving Kim in Miss Saigon, and is much beloved as Nessarose in Wicked. This clip is from Season 1, Episode 11: “Alone in a Crowd.”
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Love Quotes 32
You know it’s love when it you
‘grew into’ it instead of ‘fell in’ it!
A friend is one who knows who you are,
understands where you have been,
accepts what you have become,
and still gently allows you to grow.
The heart is the place
where we live our passions.
It is frail and easily broken,
but wonderfully resilient.
There is no point in trying to deceive the heart.
It depends upon our honesty for its survival.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
You don’t die of a broken heart,
you only wish you did.
Ill always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all your tears away,
being your best friend.
I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do,
and if you cry a single tear,
I promise I’ll cry too
When the world gets dark,
friends are the batteries in your flashlight.
Friendship will get you through times of no money;
money will get you through times of no love,
but love can get you through anything
Take a look at what you have.
Think of all you did to get it.
Remember it only takes one second to lose.
A kiss is something you cannot
give without taking and cannot
take without giving.
Lust is what makes you keep wanting it,
even when you have no desire
to be with each other.
Love is what makes you
keep wanting to be with each other,
even when you have no desire to do it.
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TV Performances with Bianca Te Rito
You can also visit Bianca at: stebian.com Television performance piece, featuring Bianca Te Rito. TV Show – Shortland Street (Soap) Production: South Pacific Pictures Show: Shortland Street Character: Charlotte King Character breakdown: If there was a glamor magazine specifically for mothers in their thirties without careers Charlotte King would have graced the cover more than once. Brought up with a large silver spoon and gold plated education Charlotte was expected to go places until she got pregnant to an overly charming intern Logan King. Charlotte developed a terrible case of post-natal depression and remained on anti-depressants—one of the unfortunate side effects of the medication had been the absolute destruction of her libido—sex was out of the question for her, so she gave Logan the ultimate marital dispensation…
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me …”
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William Hazlitt
“The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.”
